“Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.”

I came across this today: Living it up while going green (originally form Forbes).  

It humored me.  

Here's a link for the rest of us, who don't have to worry about the carbon emissions of your private jet or what kind of Escalade you buy - Go Green, Save Money.